Prometheus Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 This game is pretty easy. Comment with your wish and the next person will grant your wish, with a catch, it's corrupted. For example: User A: I wish I had a plane User B: Granted, but you don’t know how to fly the plane So let’s get started: I wish I had a taco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ MrDawn Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Granted, but it slips out of your hand and onto the floor. I wish I could take a paid staycation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus Posted January 26 Author Share Posted January 26 Granted but you are sick the entire time. I wish I had a food truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ MrDawn Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Granted, but someone steals your food truck and drives off with it. I wish I could never get stomach flu again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus Posted January 26 Author Share Posted January 26 Granted, but you now have herpes. I wish I was invulnerable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ MrDawn Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Granted, but only sunlight hurts or kills you. I wish I millions of dollars, tax free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ as1ntended Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 On 1/26/2024 at 9:21 AM, Wessel said: Granted, but only sunlight hurts or kills you. I wish I millions of dollars, tax free. Granted but it's in Iranian Rials. I wish it were nice out for more than a week or two at a time where I live... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ MrDawn Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 On 1/29/2024 at 11:41 AM, as1ntended said: I wish it were nice out for more than a week or two at a time where I live... Granted but you get really bad headaches every time it's nice out. I wish they would make a good vampire video game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus Posted February 1 Author Share Posted February 1 Granted, but it is filled with a story centered around the love of a mortal. I wish there was a way to eat chocolate without gaining weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ MrDawn Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 On 1/31/2024 at 9:27 PM, Prometheus said: I wish there was a way to eat chocolate without gaining weight. Granted but it makes you shit constantly and makes you keep losing weight. I wish I got longer vacation time than just a week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus Posted February 2 Author Share Posted February 2 Wish granted, but you are on call all week and your phone never stops ringing. I wish I could convince people that I enjoy being single and don't need to be married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ MrDawn Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 On 2/2/2024 at 3:25 PM, Prometheus said: I wish I could convince people that I enjoy being single and don't need to be married. Wish granted, but you are now hero worshiped by an adoring fan that never leaves you alone. I wish I got a massive raise at my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus Posted February 6 Author Share Posted February 6 Wish granted, but you also have a massive increase in your taxes on each paycheck. I wish I had a endless glass of sweet tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Grogu Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Wish granted, but the glass is never truly clean so you drink at your own risk. I wish I had a magic eight ball that gave me all the answers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus Posted February 25 Author Share Posted February 25 Wish granted, but the eight ball only works once a year. I wish I had a wood stove, perfect for baking pizzas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ MrDawn Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 (edited) Wish granted, but your stove mysteriously ignites and burns your house down. Worse the insurance company blames it on you and refuses coverage. I wish I had the power to make millions of dollars magically appear, just with the wave of my hand. Edited March 26 by MrDawn Typos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus Posted March 27 Author Share Posted March 27 Your wish is granted, but thorough inspection reveals the money to be Monopoly money. I wish I had the power to regulate my power's temperature without the need of clothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ MrDawn Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Granted but it causes you to have frequent urination. I wish I had a hybrid car, half fuel half electric for better mileage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus Posted March 30 Author Share Posted March 30 Wish granted, but it does horrible in inclement weather conditions. I wish I had a cabinet that was always stocked with whatever spices I need for cooking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ MrDawn Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Granted, but your spices are tasteless and bland. I wish I could have a huge raise where I work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Grogu Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Granted, but you are given additional tasks in proportion to the raise. I wish working out was more fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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